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A Rumor Fest 4 ALL!!
To end every month, a l33t sk3n3 Rumor Mill will be done.  Many sk3n3 spoilers will occur, maybe even some lies.

Today's special Rumor Mill host is my good friend Meka-l33t.  Meka-l33t isn't very popular and rarely posts things on any messageboards and other such scary places.  I first noticed him at JoseQ's Emuviews, where he made some very interesting posts; especially towards uzplayer and his Bleem! articles, which seem to have been discontinued :P, at his gaming site =)

Poor Fx3 :(
Sad sad sad news indeed.  Today we find that he now has added un-free login boards for his site, through Geoshock.  This will hurt the intent of the boards my good man, instead of helping him and his development.

Everyone, plz e-mail him with some encouragement to change to free boards.  This is a sad day indeed, just ask SwampGas :P

EMU-LMAO of the month
A early treat for the visitors, the EMU-LMAO of the month.  I pride myself with making this site as lmao as the content and thus need to bring in more lmao content.  This is where this c00l lmao feature comes into play, you see lmaos need to be recognized for lmao excellence and this is the fountain of lmao for the lmaos to gain lmao honor.

YES, I did get inspired by EmuChrist with this and thus I am a lmao myself.  But i plan on doing it effeciently and to the point.  So let us all see who it is and re-collect the sweet memories of this month that will soon pass us all.  Maybe it will take you under four guessess to get it :D, un-like my friend from Ohio.

2/27/2001
RocLobsta\MAME World  to join the lmao sk3n3
Tis true tis very very true.  Today he once again had the audacity to post about his precious MAMEWorld store, second time in two weeks I hear.

Yes this guy is trying to make money for MAME, but does MAME help everyone?  Do they not hoard roms?  Do they not make it harder for authors to make drivers for arcade roms they would like to emulate?  What is the use of this money going for MAME?  And finally, why does what they sell look so bad looking and cheap?

Now, lets all just e-mail them and complain :)

SwampGas must be an idiot!
Wow, lol n stuff again.  Read this post and read it here for my good luck =)

Now can someone tell me why SwampGas is so dumb that he actually believes that?

Emulation Camp's News got screwed up.
Check it out dudes, only February 25th news are up.  Who screwed up with Emucamp's mojo is my question.  It is a Emucamp February for someone to now remember, I am claiming Lee :D

YAY! GO! MAME GO! YAY!
I have decided that I am going to cheer for MAMEdev until this sentence ends.

Okay, now for the news.  Apparently MAMEdev, in a true sign of eliteness is supporting more roms you can't get your hands on until they are done (aka rom hoarding, ie like Team Impact did with a certain rom).  You heard it here for the hundred infinitiest time - MAMEdev is a rom hoarder!

Plz spread the word, they need to change for everyones sake.

2/26/2001
EMU-LMAO in the War-O-Words War(e)z :D
EMU-LMAO kthxgoal score!  I forgot to continue on with the Kinox\Retrogames fiasco, anyway it is all my fault.

MGhandi now has decided to call me a "newbie" in no certain terms.  If he was a constant reader he would easily eat those words, like SwampGas does everyday - did I mention I e-mailed his company some thx for the constant lmaos they are =).  I'm still wasiting for the "re:" Swampy my friend :D.

Back to the MGhandi front, for this I have decided to continue with the lmao reports.  Thus, I promise to constantly e-mail l33t updates to MGhandi when I have them as I will next week - "for the sk3n3" as they say.

Now back to regularly scheduled updates, I forgive MGhandi for not knowing the true sk3n3 this "one" time.

YAY lmao news for all, plus some.
Holy Moly geepers and stuff.  Did you see what was posted at Retrogames today, besides Dutch's very poor attempt to be c00l - yes I had the story a bit off, but the facts are 50% right =).  Well dhalamer has upped him one, because he is c00ler, this time he has the audacity to post about a lmao message board site which isn't even about freedom.

Yes it is true, let us all mourn the loss.  What is the point of this site?  You have to actually register, like in Emulation World.  This site reekz of corruption, the likes that occur  @ Zophar's.  I suggest we all just stay away from this and let Retrogames keep posting this lmao =)

Yet Another countdown!
You read right dudes. Arcade Roms From Japan is now doing the king of the lmaos thing, and our good friend Dutch is acting like a l33t dude to boot.

Now what we can learn from all this is that:

1.Dutch is indeed a arcade rom set hoarder because he used the smily face, and should be thus condoned for being a l33t dude while the regular joe can't get these roms because they are NOT l33t like him and MAMEdev (yes MAMEdev is l33t, say it with me).

AND

2.  Arcade Roms from Japan is lmao.  We can safely conclude this because usually something un-hype worthy happens with these here countdowns.  Just go ask Atila, he had a countdown himself for his birthday two summers ago - oh the lmao it twas.

On another note Arcade Roms From Japan had a tendancy of actually RELEASING alot of Arcade rom sets too the public right away, unlike the elite team known as Team Japump! (emphasize the "!").  So they may not be lmao, but I doubt it since they are now tainted by Dutch.

2/24/2001
Emulation Number 9 - a new lmao venture
The only complaint I have with Emulation Number 9 is all the free press time they give the pay to play PocketGB for PocketPCs.

Here we are again.  Another day another free day of advertising for PocketGB.  Yes, Emulation Number 9 is a lmao.

SwampGas tries to associate with his visitors
Yeah, the 20 year old smarty pants earlier today made this lmao remark on one of his boards.

Please explain to me why he wants to sound like a smarty pants (I use "smarty pants" because kiddies could be present) to someone.  Yes he is asking for it, but you can earn respect from visitors by answering the question.  He is the main site-op, do your job man.

SwampGas in LMAO news for another week
It is true yet again.  Today Swampy posted some un-news at Zophar's old site, it is his old site isn't it - I could be wrong?   Anyway he made a sickening post refering to his girlfriend and his one year anniversary, yes it is true he is a lmao AGAIN.

Today EMU-LMAO offers a link for all you lucky EMU-LMAO users who want to see the geek he wants and appears to be =), for the rest you get nothing as you don't visit :P.

Link: SwampGas - The way he wants YOU to see him, remeber to save his pic :D

Dhalamer screws up yet again.
This is just plain awful man, lol n stuffz.  Dhalamar for the second time in a week has advertised another PAYING emulator authors work @ Retrogames.  This time Marat gets the free press, even though he is least grateful I have been told.

More news being stolen right under Retrogames' Eyes!
Another sad sk3n3 case has come to light mates.  This time the young Kinox site has stolen another piece of news from another nameless Retrogames board.

This is what?  The third or fourth time in like the last two weeks this has occured?  This is crazy.  Retrogames has the news made available for them by their loyal visitors yet they are too slow to post first for some reason, or fail to completely.  This seems to me as though Retrogames needs to show that they care about those folks who post news on THEIR boards instead of leaving a sour taste with their loyal message board posters.

Yes, we all know Retrogames posts the most news daily but they have a real tendency of neglecting free news that is available right under their noses.

Retrogames.  Shape up or Shut up.

2/22/2001
The Fox knows Jack
My oh my oh my, who would of thought people didn't know of the emulators for WonderSwan.
The Fox obviously dosn't know the sk3n3 as well as he should, as a site op, because the news he posted is OLD.

Several months ago this WonderSwan report first went out, of course he wouldn't know it since he runs Emulators Unlimited (a site that used to lie with it's "You see it here first" line).  I have seen and download these FC and GB emulators months ago, so plz shut this form of mis-information soon.  Because WE DO NOT NEED OLD NEWS!!!

Dhlamar in the news again!
Today Dhamar made another LMAO post 4 all!
Dhalamar is what? a week, 8 days or so, off in calling Playboy Advance new, seeing as though it is on it's second release of it's second official week.
Link: Dhalamr the LMAO

2/20/2001
SwampGas really is a LMAO
Bah, no wonder he is hated so much by the supposed sk3n3.  If he dosn't follow his own rules he shouldn't even run the site, Zophar was better then he ever was.  Oh, well time will tell if SwampGas is c00l or the LMAO he appears to be.

More LMAO Overclocked 4 ALL!!
Yay a new Overclocked, bring the kiddies out for this one :P.  It as LMAO as ever, heck the dude now is admitting it no longer is a emulation related comic, that is how lmao he is.  So anyway, don't read his dirty comics or something ;) - I'm still serious =)

2/19/2001
SwampGas breaks the rules
SwampGas has broken HIS own rules.  It is a sad sad sad day indeed.  Hide the little tykes, this could get very very ugly somewhere along the line.  Now go check it out.

Dhalamar freely promoting paying emulators for free.
Tis true, tis very very true.  It appears as though Retrogames dosn't know that they are giving pay-worthy emulator authors free press every single time they post things like this.  Let dhalamar be the first to be recorded as an idiot, it may be a little harsh but they need to learn.

You don't give out free press when you can benefit from it, idiotic - lmao.  Go out and make a deal with the author, like smart people, because you don't need to give out free press like that when the dude is forcing others to pay.
Conclusion:  No free press for non-free emulators , kthx

2/18/2001
Kiwibonga is proud!
Give some yay to Kiwibonga because he is l33t, like Lev here.

PS  He got OWN3D :)

2/17/2001
SwampGas LMAO X2
Let us all give SwampGas some thx again.  A new LMAO article again has come to surface, YES!!! kthxgoal SCORE!
Read the LMAOness here.

Your Base belong to us.  Blah, that is LMAO on my part.

2/16/2001
SwampGas the Spammer.
Yes, it is true indeed.  SwampGas is a spammer and according to Zophar's Domain law should be banned, but then he bans people saying one thing I've been told.
Check it out here.

Lev blames SwampGas =)
Another Yay!  Here is a nice little post where he basically blames SwampGas' baby Climax Media Inc. for the pop-ups at Retrogames, so now people can blame $wampGas for real :)

Another LMAO Overclocked Episode
Yay!  Give Mr. Lloyd some thx or something.  Anyway, it is as lmao as usual so don't bother reading it, I feel so dirty now because I read it -_-

2/15/2001
Zoop fails to live up to expectations!
I don't know about most people but yesterday I , amongst many, was awaiting a new cool 8-bit Sega rom to be released only to find out nothing came of it :-(
Stay tuned tomorrow for a nice game that everyone missed in 1995!  - SMS Power

SwampGas is a LMAO News
Today SwampGas, in honor of the supposed Final Burn sk3n3 made an article.  Yes, you'd think that would be a good thing but here is the LMAO part of it - it is on his "message board".

Bwahahahaha, that is true LMAO dudes.  You never should post things like that on a message board because it is lamer then writing an actual article on emulation, and writing an article is lame if you look at it closely.
Link: SwampGas does Final Burn - LMAO edition

2/14/2001
EMU-LMAO to offer forbidden CPS2 Utilities
Bah humbug! to Dave and his elite friends - i.e. Prophet - on this one, sorry man.  If you want to play SSF on Final Burn you certainly have the right to, especially the rom and front-end since they ain't NO hack.

I will be uploading those two baby's onto this site within the next 48-hrs.  All this respect Dave and listen to Dave stuff that is getting around is too much, really.
Patch and front-end to be available soon.

Prophet acting like God!!
Prophet, everyones favorite pro-Final Burn activist has decided to bring back his "precious" CPS2 board with rules of it's own.  So now you have to worry about saying the wrong things in HIS "PRIVATELY OWNED site" next to having to worry about the other rules that are on HIS "PRIVATELY OWNED site".

What is funny, like Lev, is that Emulation World hosts him not the other way around :P.  Just ask Lev for confirmation.

2/13/2001
Numbski Rules!
Vintage Gaming now hosts his "illegal" site :P so kudos go to young Numbski on finding a host.  Now go play those CPS2 roms on the latest Final Burn with his c00l extender =).  And while your at it you can go rub it in the face of Retrogames' pro Final Burn\anti-evil extender folks  :-)
Link: HKSilver (aka Numbski's site)

SwampGas OWN3D II
Dhalamar owned SwampGas today publicly @ Retrogames' messageboard following an e-mail from Stick_Fig after the e-mail reply following the public ownag3 of hm yesterday by Stick_Fig.
Link: SwampGas OWN3D II

2/12/2001
Special posts @ ZMD
Yowzah! Todays been busy.  Now SwamapGas was OWN3D by ex-ZD news poster Stick_Fig and then SwampGas decided to take him on via e-mail =(.  It's a sad day indeed when SwampGas can't take the heat in the public eye.
Link: SwampGas OWN3D

happypeepeehead the lmao
Yeah happypeepeehead did something lmaos tend to do, and it was done pretty badly at that; It reaks lmaos.

Check out this post at Swampy's killah board.  Blah!  No wonder Bloodlust is so bad nowadays.

This dude does Davey's situation  G00d!!!
Just read it, this dude speaks truths

The Truth of Davey N' his CPS2!
Read and be amazed.

Tim is C00l!!
Tim of Arcade@Home recently made some interesting remarks about Final Burn so go check it out.

2/11/2001
More Arcade rom set hoarding in the name of MemeDev!
You go you elite dudes!, Team Japump! dumped some more arcade roms you won't get for MONTHS.

Dave gets a Destiny.
C00l news from JoseQs today.  According to Fox McCloud, Dave's destiny is to emulate Super Street Fighter 2.  Check it out and ph33r Davey's CPS2 future!!

The GBA Game Sk3n3 Exists!!
According to Kojote's New GBA rom news post @ Emulators Unlimited, the GBA scene actually exists, it's now official!!
The weird thing about this is that the GBA scene dosn't really exist =).  Plz inform him of his mistake because no scenes exist, maybe in his head, just ask Lev.  For more on sk3n3 matters plz ask "scene" geezers like SwampGas & co.

Nesten gets no respect @ Emulation World!!!
Most sk3n3 dudes would consider todays release of the new Nesten historical, but currently Emulation World sites seem to think not.
Just check out Retrogames & Zophar's Domain's posts on it.

They seem to have both neglected the big new UNIF NES rom image support that was added.  Oh well Emulation World screws up yet again, especially ZD because they host the actual emulator.

2/10/2001
LMAO News @ Darmazda's Domain
I don't know about most people in the sk3n3, like Lev, but Darkmazda's site today only involved "Emulator news update" news.  Dude! The sk3n3 is more then just about updates on the state of emulator advancement, heck SwampGas' site was better today.
Link: DarkMazda's Domain

TRM gets 0WN3D
Today TRM posted a stupid post on Sardius' board about getting a japanese fc game named Sherlocke Holmes translated.  Anyway he got owned.
Link: TRM 0WN3D

SwampGas is Paranoid?
SwampGas made this interesting post today.  You will find it funny and very entertaining, since he sounds like one of EMU-LMAOs reasons for existing =)

More LMAO News @ Zophars
It is true yet again, today Zophar's Domain posted news on weird topics like "The Sequel of Z" and some very late news about SongBird Productions release of their new games.
Link: Zophar's Domain

EMU-LMAO debut!!!