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This post he made totally neglects what the news of that SNES9x release is, so you get lmao props from us =)

tkchris for - All your webcopynewz are belong to us!

News we missed.
Chris once again advertised Retrobase yesterday, so thank him for his usual news :P

In Atila we Love!
C00l!  Atila is a crazy MSN fellow now.  Thank you Atila for giving the race a chance =)

SwampGas does a curtsy :P
Even more SwampGas today, so he ownz ;)
Anyways, check out this message.

Thank you SwampGas, you really know the world :P

Holy Moly! Geepers News
SwampGas has done the impossible, he did the deed I didn't even expect to happen.

1. Read this post
2. Read this post and this one too.

Thanks SwampGas, you really are the king of the lmaos!

3/30/2001

Say welcome to the first episode of The Golden LMAO Kid.

Enjoy N' spread the word :P

The truth hurts SMYNES :P

More "Q"ing at JoseQ's
A c00l day indeed dudes!  Do you know JoseQ advertises pay for play emus the most?  Well, it is true and today the tradition continues.

Thank you Jose, we love j00 - Pikachu!

3/29/2001
Vintage Gaming officially a ZTNet sell-out!
C00l! Official words from one of the main horses mouths "the other is what I'm posting on now since ZTNet hosts VGN too.".  Thank you c0njurer, thank you Tuxxy.  You really are great people, especially now that I can call you a new "Zophar's Domain" =)

Atila giving back to the sk3n3?
What a guy, eh!  WOW!  If I remember correctly Atila and his site condoned RealityMan's N64 emulator at the time, and now I see he is giving him congratulations.

Thank you Atila, you are a hypocrite.

Opi in "Kids kthx news"
WOW! Opi is trying to be funny today.  Opi obviously dosn't troll that board often either, since that message has been posted more often then just TODAY!

WOW! JoseQ has a ego.
Just read his rumor mill's messages, pre-tell me JoseQ how Meka-l33t didn't spoil it weeks ahead of you?

Thank you JoseQ. the winner is you!

Another Rumor Mill
Everyones buddy Meka-l33t has done his second rumor mill, i havn't had a chance to check out what rumors, truths, or lies are on this one yet.  Anyway here it is.

3/28/2001
MC_WildStyle apologizes
Finishing off on this topic, MC_WildStyle has apologized and finally figured out that the fake F-Zero was a fake "public domain" rom.

I hope MC_WildStyle has learned a lesson because the site that originally reported it mocked EmuHQ also.

Score one for the lmaos =)

A new feature @ Retrogames
C00l! Retrogames added a new feature right above the news - seems like an Atila idea.  It probably won't last long though, since it is lmao.

I hope X68K finally gets it's promos ;)

3/27/2001
Zophar's Domain now supports an illegal emu...
...in a different way of course.  Well at least we now know they now have ME bias :P

Giving new people kudos :P
Today we finally give the lamo power to someone new, so feel the power!

The sk3n3 would like to thank you MC_WildStyle very much.  I enjoy your two news posts, it brings my heart great joy ;)

In concludialo:  F-Zero is real, MC_WildStyle and Kojote were own3d into fake news and now we are all happy =)

thx Con de la Silly for the news

For further readings please read this taken from here.

3/26/2001
Prophet pulls off a "Zophar"
Read this hi-lar-i-ous news item.  Thank you Prophet, i wish i was you ;)

Myamoto the liar.
You read it here first dudes. LOL n stuff!

Read this and look at this site.

Here is why he is a lying author.  You see he states it will be released on "Saturday, 6 pm here in Spain" on March 31st, well buddy that is April 1st (aka) April Fool's Day where he is located.  This is why we here at EMU-LMAO will give Miyamoto 5 points for this attempted lmao joke on the Retrogames CPS2 board lemmings.  Besides, the emulator is being hosted on Emulators Unlimited - duh!

Read that bum Meka-l33t's post a few days back.

Thank you Miyamoto, you are best lmao emulator author, EVER!

Timmy is back!
Everyones favorite anti-MAME rom-set fellow has returned from his road trip (he visited his roots).

So if you are a part of a certain posse you can r0x on again! :P

P.S. It is fun giving Timmy free money by visiting =)

P.S.S. Thx to that anonymous fellow on the board for the latest inspiration :)

Prophet the eBayer

Thanks for the news dhalamer, you are a true hero ;)

The DR and the promos are back!
Cool news and stuff again.  This time DrSteveW of Emulators Unlimited promoted another Pay to Play emulator, it dosn't even offer a demo =(

Thank you once again Dr. Steve.  You really have the cure for the common cold :P

The EMU-LMAO of the month race heats up!!
Are good wise old friend SwampGas has returned :P
This time he made this post in retaliation to this post.

SwampGas I laugh at you.  You did state what you deny, it is in the last paragraph, as clear as day.

Besides your statemnet is false - Swampy, emulation didn't start out as "preserving old systems where the hardware is now failing from age", quite contrary.  Emulation started out as something some hackers wanted to try and what they could do, the preservation came later - duh!

"The Eraser" for EMU-LMAO of the month =D

3/24/2001
Poor dhalamer
His poor on-line gaming site which couldn't support itself is dying, and now wants sympathy from Retrogames visitors to console him.  Poor poor young dhalamer, his Retrogames lemmings probably WILL support him in his withdrawl period.

Tis a sad day indeed :P

Opi contradicts himself with his anti-GBA emulation news stance
Woof! woof!  Who let the dogs out?  Opi has contradicted what he has stated many times on the Retrogames message boards (and on his regular joe news posts) about his anti-GBA emulation news stance.  Tis very very sad indeed =(

Lookie here

Opi, I thought you had the balls to go through with your no-GBA emulation news stance and never post GBA emulation news until it is dead - YOU LIED TO ALL OF US!

I will never believe in what Opi says, ever again =(
I hope nobody else does either :-|

Opi and the classic-remake sk3n3
I find this current Retrogames fad now hi-lar-ious.
Tell me oh great Retrogames masters, since you promote this stuff, what relevence does this have with emulation?

Why do we need this news?  Are you people that desperate for news that you post these useless bits?

I don't get it, plz teach me Retrogames, JoseQ, whoever else.

Swampy returns, like a VIP News!
I thank you SwampGas, aka "The Eraser".  Today he comes back to us with his lmao news post about violence and videogames, movies, cartoons, etc. Since  he is our savior this is alright,  of course :P

Atila acting like Zophar, talking like Zophar
Cool news, this side of the MAMEdevs.  Apparently Atila's demographs now require him to post wrestling news.  Thank you Atila, really.

Wrestling is God to Zophar, and now to Atila :D

Atila has lost touch with the world?
WOW! Atila just keeps on chugging on to the EMU-LMOA of the month award.  Today he obviously missed out on a very very old reality, MAME World's hosting of StretchMAME32.

This news is over one week old Ati, so plz don't act so l33t when you obviously arn't all knowing kind sir.

Thank you sir, may I have another.

Meka-l33t Spoilers
Hi again, back at breaking hype for everyone :)
The spoiler of the day involves this little hype over at Emulators Unlimited.

So, well umm.  They are hosting that CPS-2 emulator that Davey called fake.  That is all have a nice day. Enjoy!

3/23/2001
Dutch making fun of Canadians!!
In strange day re-cap news, Dutch decided to poke fun on our poor little Canadian buddies and their new cigarette labels.  Poor Dutch, having no real news to post and thus being forced to poke fun on our Canadian buddies =(

Atila likes to Sew?
I'll be a monkeys uncle I guess?  Aparently Retrogames' savior, Atila, has never seen the sewing machine pattern  maker for gameboy ever.

This is surprising news dudes, if you checked up on the GameBoy Dev community several months ago you would of seen this thing way back then, odd that i now find it being sold. I personally pity da fools who respect someone who dosn't even know the whole emulation world yet has the right to run a site which garners so much lemmings power, hypocricy, and stupidity.

Chris returns @ Emucamp
Everyones favorite 1-up trotting dude, or something :P has once again promoted Retrobase in the evil way.

To add to it he has joined Prophet with the bubbly action so you know he's gonna burn some muscle :D over this, an um this seems to be a lmao "All Your Base Are Belong Us" fad - so plz don't get caught in it like Swampy apparently did.  The casualties of that shooter are still felt today :(

Anyway, look at the evidence here.

Swampy, oh how we love thow! News.
Wow! I thought Swampy had died or something for awhile their, didn't you?
Anyway, yesterday everyones savior (aka SwampGas aka The Eraser :D) made a very weird and in-accurate postfor all.

Now let us analyze what "The Eraser" is off-base about.

The First off all he blatently implies that GBA roms will be hoarded, i laugh.  You see the pocket rom world has a little thing called rom-sites and these rom-sites like to get the roms out quickly, unless BillyJr is hoarding them - like Team Japump!

He even went out of his way to claim CPS-2 rom-sets are hoarded, even though they have been mostly available for over 1.5 years :P, only "hoarded" if you didn't want them un-encrypted.

Swampy then goes on to claim that people will call emulation dead & some stupid warez comment. Which is totally in-accurate of the current views.

And finally, he finishes it off by attempting to make people emulate old stuff.  Swampy, the future is NOW!

3/22/2001
Atila does like da "The Eraser", plus some
WOW! More Atila action for all today.  Today, Atila has gone over-board it appears, just read this little sucker :P

Ati, dude.  He may be calling you that name, but come on you're kind of looking at something worse happening then what he did, it just happens.  Also, umm you kinda were in fact promoting what they say by not insisting those posts be deleted the minute they happend - or or just maybe you could of banned those people, but wait Prophet was one of them; so you people are in effect hypocrites.  Come on dude, you're a hypocrite like Swampgas is with his boards.  EOP

So, umm gimme some romZ man.  Maybe, just maybe we'll leave you alone ;)

WOW! Moogie and the Stick must be idiots!!
Today, I decided to scan on over to Zophar's old site and low and behold they actually had something - lousy SwampGas you arn't lmoa all of a sudden =(

Anyway - Moogie, Mister Stick guy.  Umm, Sega don't care about such few siggys, sorry to break the news to you guys.  So umm well, no Shining Force 4 j00 and what ever happend to caring about those chapters that mysteriously wern't released to the whole world.

Just some food for thought, if you two care =)

Atila N' the GBA!
YAY! Atila wants everyone to know he won't get a GBA for 3 whole months.  Let us all give him free thx and stuff for giving us this very very important information ;)

I congratuate you for non-GBA news, dude! ^_^

3/21/2001
Kojote an ingrate?
Just read these comments he made about the Y2Kode competition.

Dude, you are coming off like an ingrate.  Why did you even become a judge if you didn't expect the demos for the competition to not be up to YOUR standards.

A disheartening slap in the face of Y2Kode =(

I thank you Dutch!!
Thanks for actually giving me news for today =)

Plz quit the bubbly dutch, it is bad for j00 in the looong run :P

3/20/2001

What you fail to not see Buddha is that you are hurting the newbie sites that are looking for a simple buck here and there, yes I get paid with that annoying ad!!  ;P

Anyway, I digress.   I will be moving this site, as planned, to a new server soon enough.  Buddha, you are a lmao; hands down.   Now back to business...

The Freeze is in.
Boo hoo, i cry now =(
PoleStaR has insulted me once more, like I am dirt :D

Thank you PoleStar, really.  I do thank you.  I'm here trying to make a honest buck and then you go about calling my site disturbing names which I will not mention due to the children, let them read it and learn how evil you really are :(  He even mis-directed people to a bad channel for the youngins, plz visit #emu-lmao on whatever network you wish youngins =) I may appear one day.

Really, I thank you from the bottom of my little newbie heart.

btw, you arn't even close to lmao of the month - so stop trying =)

Retrogames News for all!!
B00YAH! B00YAH!  Retrogames is an all around lmao site today:

Evidence a)

Evidence b)

Evidence c)

Dear Dutch, Opi, and dhalamar why are you so lmao or corrupt today?

Dear Dutch, plz don't post stupid mp3 opinions, we don't really need it.

Dear Opi, why do you promote your new site in this fashion? Opi, honestly who cares about your DVD?

Dear dhalamar, STOP promoting Div in this fashion, also please explain what is with all this free press given to Div's site.  Why do we want PC clones anyway? emulation offers the real thing.   I do not comprehend, teach me Retrogames masters!
 

Atila the LMAO
Who'd of thunk he'd be back in the news?  Today we bring him back for this smart-alek remark he made yesterday.

Dear Atila, plz stop it.  Bring back "The  Eraser", he is more fun, you are plain bad at being a lmao =(

3/18/2001
Timmy back at it again!!
Timmy is back at the lmao sk3n3 news again.  This time over this.

You know, those Retrogames lemmings are good for something - even though it is somewhat useless at this time against Timmy.  Anyway, Timmy is trying to get people to use his nice old front-end for MAME to get you to download MAME rom-sets from sites and this coincidently occurs when someone else is putting up rom-sets - and you know this is about Timmy and his dough :D

Opi selling Marat Software?
It is true mates, look at what he posted.  Opoi why are you selling his windows product?  Why are you advertising Lord [EFN] site?  Why not mention the DOS port also requires money?

You are a news poster Opi, what you have done with your post on VGB is "sell it".  Why Opi Why?

Opi, plz don't ever do this again or else you will appear here again sooner rather then later.

Efront and Retrogames
WOW! The company that enjoys spreading anti-EFront propoganda keeps going.  David plz stop it, Retrogames has the same goals as Timmy, this is calle propoganda Retrogames and this is a mis-use of your power dudes!

Remember Atila added a banner and even said it was used to pay their bills, of course when he says that he neglects to mention if it goes over he gets a profit :P

More rom hoarding for Nicola and co.
B00YAH! B00YAH! Team Japump! did it again in the name of MAMEdev and RAINEdev and anyone else in the elitist company, let us give them thx.

Thankfully, Opi didn't say they saved the games this time =)

Another slap in the face of true rom dumpers!!

Emuunlim back in da news!
Let us all thank DrSteveW for this fine new entry :).  You see he posted this.

The problem with this post is that XTCE is a emulator YOU must purchase to enjoy properly, plus you have to patch it when you register :P

Enjoy the free press DrSteveW, and a happy St. Patrick's Day to youz.

3/17/2001
Dr.PoleStaR and the secret
Secret secret sources (of the FBI kind :P) indicate FreezeSMS is indeed adding Net-Play.

My No.1 reliable sources indicate he is indeed anti-EMU-LMAO and was seeen smiling when news came out that this site was hacked by that lmao.

Anyway, look at his response today.

PoleStaR you fail to neglect the fact that you are no "Star" yet, and having "Stars" is lmao - that is elitist.  Besides what did I ever do to you matey?  Next to reveal the big secret =)

That is all, have a good day kind sir.

Hat-Trick: Retrogames 2-for-1 News!
Wow, a hat-trick in 2-for-1 news at Retrogames.  This time the lmaos are Richard and Atila, just look at this.

Atila is a lmao again this time because he is again posting non-emulation news.

Richard is a virgin of a lmao because he is promoting stupid boards which are just like Retrogames, with their insistance to log the users - in the name of lmaos of course.

Kinox does it again,
This time the lmao is P-Strife who did this stupid post.
Please stop stealing news from Retrogames, Retrogames has first go when such things occur - it is the moral thing to do.  Perhaps Kinox staffers should have to ask for permission when stealing news nowadays?

Kinox, your classic webcopynewz site.

EMU-LMAO was hacked!!!!!!
I leave for 10 hours and come back and find my page hacked by this lamer named Buddha, from Kinox.

Me and him and this long chat on IRC yesterday over at #fefea in Efnet, even though it originated in Newnet  (it is run by a bunch of nes rom hoarders, they don't even want my protos :P) his first insulting post on my message board- just read it.

Anyway, this particular lmao will be owned by me very shortly.  Tis is very very sad when lmaos like him ruin  respectable sites - it hurts everyone, including SwampGas.

Plz help Uncool =(
This is a rare post here, but seriously help Uncool.  He isn't even close to being a lmao like SwampGas or Atila or Lev or The_Fox or even Timmy.  Do it for the sk3n3, honest sites which are honest and don't try to annoy their visitors with useless news or stupid posts deserve support.  If you have never visited WWEmu I suggest you give it a try - since the ship is run pretty darn well, and you don't get sob stories and ad floods like Atila, Swampy, or Timmy offer you - so you know they arn't money driven.

P.S.  EMU-LMAO is now a LMAO =(

3/16/2001
Div in "End of Days" News.
Quicky picky n stuff tonight.
Anyway apparently mister Div is getting free press from Emuviews and Retrogames.

Now, this would be okay except for one big main point which makes Retrogames (I give Dhalamar the credit today) and Emuviews lmaos.

You see Div's software has NO absolute relation to emulation, next to the fact Div is a emu-dude.  So plz stop it Atila, Dhalamar, JoseQ; clones are for lmaos and advertising software is evil, especially when they are clones which are used to intice people to buy from Div - we do not need this type of news DUDES.

The great "Eraser" returns to da News!
Swampy is back at it like it was 2000.  Lookie here.

Plz stop acting so lmao dude, do it for the sk3n3, and plz mention your goals which are exactly like Timmy's dude.  I don't see a reason for you to slam Timmy for something you want yourself?

3/15/2001
Retrogames 2 for 1 news
Atila did it again, twice!  This time he posted yet more useless PO-LICE stuff and something else.

So let us all give him lmao props, i think he could be the lmao of the month since we are only half-way done =)

Retrogames does it again - 2 for 1 news!
This is a rare piece for my visitors as two lmaos will appear in one news piece :)

Lookie here.

Anyway, as a public service we should all condone

1.  dutch's obvious pro-mame.dk crusade which is getting very old.

and

2. dhalamar because he insists on promoting weird subject matter all the time.  If we want this stuff people will e-mail you dudes - k.

That is all for now, plz let everyone have a nice day.

3/14/2001
Dutch be back in da news!
WOW!  Retrogames is a propoganda machine nowadays with their hate for Timmy and eFront.  Check this out.

Plz stop it Retrogames =(, quit it already it is getting old as my socks.  I no longer hate Timmy as much over mame.dk's death, k - plz stop it in the name of the sk3n3 =0)

Atila and the cops &^!@%%^&!#
I hate you Atila, I hate you more then Timmy or even Pikachu with the latest post you made.  Just look at it.  Who the heck cares about the PO-LICE, blah and stuff to you mr.Atila of somewhere :P

Anyway, if you enjoy more lmao posts from Atila I'm sure you will want to visit it daily.   No link for you, you Yuu Yuu!

Davey a Double-Whammy lmao!
Davey took down his lmao section and now my link is dead :(, if you downloaded it plz send it this way =).
No thx to this link he took it off.  I hate j00 Davey - j00 pikachu :P

Meka-l33t nails another rumor =)
EMU-LMAOs good friend Meka-l33t nailed the NesterDC save state rumor from last week, check it out at the official NesterDC homepage.  Take that JoseQ =D

PoleStaR was owned!
I can't let this little bugger go so easily :).  Young Jasonwas owned awhile ago about calling Micro Machines on the SMS a four-player game when it really was only a two-player game.

The_Fox attacking poor EMU-LMAO!!!
Tis tis tis very very true =(, only a lmao like me could do worse.  He even had the audacity to e-mail young EMU-LMAO with disheartening comments like "EmuLmao gives the
   webmasters a good kick in the pants".

Plus he gave me a nasty message stating "Hey, stop causing shit".  Tis a sad day indeed when evil webmasters attack young EMU-LMAO and the truth =(

Davey is an idiot! part Deut.
WOW! and stuff.  Davey returns as a idiot today.  This time he was the wolf crying foul on the poor little emu-author of Nebula - calling it a fake for being associated with Dreamer.

Here is his rebutal anyway, since he has kindly appologized, but he still is a LMAO =)

3/12/2001
Davey is an idiot!
Just read this, he fails to totally neglect the fact that Overclocked is purely a "Retrogames" influenced comic strip.  Did he forget it is the comic strip that brought everyone stupid non-emulation topics like the anit-Windows strip or or i know i know - the lmao strip about survivor, or the lmao election episode, or the lmao Truman Show wanna-be episode, or the lmao Dreamcast episode, or the lmao PS2 episode or the lmao.....

To conclude, Davey is a man of a narrow mind but he makes good emulators.

Meka-l33t Spoilers
Rumours are coming from all over the place today that Zoop will be starting to release the recently decrypyted and emulated Codemaster SMS roms within the next two weeks.  This rumor must be true, it just must =)

Poor Atila
He just can't win it seems.  Yesterday he made some dis-heartening comments about the now poor Timmy.  Timmy may indeed be bad and stuff, but hey at least he got the job done when it came to making himself money, can Emulation World even state that?

Anyway, here is a short clipping out it.  Enjoy, and I love Atila sob stories =) - they almost are as cool as Swampy's, er "The Eraser" :P

3/11/2001
More LMAO in the news =)
I have just been informed that Zophar's Domain actually linked to me for a very short while on 3/9/2001 =)

Apparently young Swampy over there decided to slam the truth or something after being called a "Eraser", too bad it is true and he whimped out and deleted the post or something.

ZD is hella-whimpy, thx N stuff!

Timmy the LMAO
Bah! and stuff. This is hilarious on Timmy's part.
That is a total joke, lying like that to everyone.

Be a man Timmy or leave.

3/10/2001
MAME.dk and the truth.
Well, everyone already knows Tim did do them in by now, that is true.  But the full story can be found at mamedk.cjb.net.

Yes, the truth suxx but Timmy only used tactics to better himself.  So we all can hate him nowadays with good reason and justification, but plz don't forget that Emulation World has the exact same goals but are un-successful - so believe what you want.

Remember Tim is evil Lev is evil SwampGas is evil

Emulation World and Mista Eckel.
As a biased non-Emulation World supporter I find it hella-funny what is going on around the whole Emulation World Network against mister Eckel and his success.

Come on man, Emulation World is in it for the money themselves yet they attack Mista Eckel for succeeding where they have all failed.  It is true, this is a case a of the very wolf crying wolf for their lack of success in contrast to Eckel's evil ways which have actually shown success!

So please, shut Emulation World lemmings up and stop this anti-obvious propoganda.

Yes, Timmy here is indeed a LMAO but nobody needs the un-successful folks crying wolf when Timmy here succeeded with the the  dream of doing the same exact thing.

I'm talking to you Swampy and Lev :), shut the lemmings up because they are hilarious.

NO! Overclocked returns!!
B00YAH! B00YAH! A new lmao Overclocked - plz bring back Overcocked already Pachuka, plz!

Anyway, it is a stinky EFront edition for all.  So if you like Efront and apparently Eckel this strip is for you - no link today because it is lmao =)

3/9/2001
Prophet the ad man
Today Prophet posted this piece on the news.  Yes he is advertising for Div, and using his testimony while where at it to intice YOU.

Yes Prophet obviously is involved with Div, or else we wouldn't get such advertising.  In honor of Prophet let us all not get Div's product to spite Prophet and his lmaoness.

Meka-l33t Spoilers
Reliable sources indicate that the next NesterDC could have the l33t saves states people have been asking for.

In other reliable news, Dave has X-Men vs Street Fighter running in Fianl Burn but is being l33t about the release :P

Uzplayer slams the Eraser!
Look for yourselves it is true.

Note: SwampGas is the eraser :D

EMU-LMAO was in the news!!!!
Whipee wee to wee =), EMU-LMAOs new found friend :D Jason of FreezeSMS decided to give us some free press :) last week, after ruining a secret - thx Meka-l33t j00 rules.

Since we here at EMU-LMAO are wimps and stuff, and the laughing stocks of Emulation World :P, we plan to not offer Jason the EMU-LMAO of the month award for at least 3 months.

In other news, some wimpy Retrogamer has been spreading this link to some un-worthy Retrogame dudes - who are not worthy, it is in the code book :P

Prophet causes a lock-out!
Blah and stuff on this one.  Prophet in the true fashion of the sk3n3 has locked out posts which related to Tim Eckel and his anti MAME.dk feature on his homepage.  Check it out here.

Tis is a sad day indeed, when word of Atila and fat jokes pretty much locks up a nice thread, now gimme free ops!!

SwampGas da Eraser.
SwampGas has done more work to drive people away from Zophar's Domain. The new incident involves SwampGas, in whippy fashion, deleting all negative posts towards him from his precious messageboard. YES he is a real life l33t dude, just look at the conversation on it here.

If you wish to see the conversation which was deleted from the page just look a few days back, let it re-live!

Let us give Swampy some thx n stuff again, I gotta love ya for being a lmao dude :P, and hail to the chief!

3/8/2001
MAME.dk is DEAD!
Ultra News for all this time!!!!  MAME.dk is officially dead.

Now what this will further do is create true rom-set hoarding by elite MAMEdevs and RAINEdevs and whoever else I am pervy to missing.  This is because arcade rom-sets, according to |Haze|, don't go anyplace because Team Japump! and company are too lazy to release them to the public or don't seem to know how (of course that sounds more like a lie).

Now let us all watch tommorow and see how the next MAME builds' rom-sets actually get out, if they do.

PS Plz find what I have mentioned in the link, I am lazy =)

Vision-Z is a hero.
I say he is.  He independently took a shotat Emulation World over their new ad campaign.  So let me be the first to give him congratuations for doing it independently and having no Retrogames site-op flame him yet =).  THE WINNER IS YOU.  The Winner is definetly you kind sir.

 The_Fox shows off!
I thought I would go newsless for two days, but I just saw it =)
The_Fox in a desperate attempt to show off Emulators Unlimited's l33tness made a ultra-lmao post yesterday, while piggy-backing on his real news :P lookiehere

The weird thing that he seems to un-wittingly fails to mention is the fact that his site has been around for 3 and a half years.  And 7 million divided by 3.5 is a meager 2 million visitors a year.  That is low man, just low.  Retrogames averages 6 million plus hits yearly, maybe I would think differently had they come to existence later =), like WWEmu or even Kinox.

And why no prize mr. Fox =(

Show off when it really counts.  Or just have your birthday have a countdown like Atila :D

3/6/2001
ZD fails to honor the emulator it hosts!
Word, what up hommies :P
Yesterday ZDmissed out on one grand opportunity to cash in on new THEY host.

If you must know what I am talking about it is the lack of news on a monumental piece-o-news - the great Nesten mapper support news which is too big to yet again be not even mentioned yesterday.  I call the addition of NWC to an emulator within a day of release big news, but ZD just like Retrogames don't.

Conclude what you want, this is total disrespect from ZD.

3/5/2001
Yah! MAN Yah!
C00l news this side of Zophar's.  Today Swampy got own3d - not once not twice but thrice =)

I'd be happy if I actually had an impact in all this stuff, but it appears we don't =(, oh well the truth is starting to show itself everywhere =)

Maybe us poor little EMU-LMAO dudes, do make a difference.

Opi getting mad?
Everyones favorite news poster - Opi, this side of Retrogames, is finally starting to show his true colors :-)

Read this nice post, it shows somebody cares about his visitors - unlike a few men named $wampGa$ and Lev.

The Winner is NOT YOU! News
Holy moly spaghetti n stuff.  SwampGas and Lev have contributed to perhaps the worst decision since the great message board mess of '99.  Today the previously mentioned ad banner has been copied everywhere, tis is a "virus".

Every single site contains an extra ad banner now, yes Zophar's Domain is the home where everything bad starts from.

Now let us give give some thx N' stuff to Lev and $wampGa$.  Oh, did you hear $wampGa$ was supposedly crying poor.  Guess we should finally listen to all us lmaos, Emulation World and Climax Media Inc. is evil!!!!

Retrogames follows the leader, B00YAH! B00YAH!
Retrogames in another lmao piece-o-news has joined Swampy's following and now has a smaller ad to the top-left of their news, check it out here, next to the site.

SwampGas returns to the lmao hill news
We all wish SwampGas would quit being so lmao on a constant constant basis, but NO.  Today he is back in the news for posting the King of the LMAOs images on his site.  Just look at this recently ripped image you can find today @ your local ZD.

Who in the world still thinks "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" is funny, besides apparently Swampy here.

3/4/2001
B00YAH! LMAO News!
Today we honor a new group of individuals @ EMU-LMAO.  The special individuals we shall honor today are the ingrates known as Team Impact.  Why would I honor them you may ask, well read this.

Yes, Team Impact is a lmao.  If I had gotten this post up earlier I would of given a nice link to a more worse post about how elitist they really are - R.Belmont said something about how Team Impact has a very slight chance to port the next Impact release to Windows (that is his attempt to discourage people from hackingit\renaming roms - oh the last time I heard such an excuse it never happend :P so don't treat what Impact says as right as you should remember they were the lmaos responsible for not allowing the  Star Gladiator 2 rom-set out to the public for ages like the lmaos they are), but it was deleted :(.

3/3/2001
Team Japump! in The Empire Strikes Back News.
Yay, Team Japump! - the king of elite rom hoarding did it again.  Today three new rom-sets were hoarded in the name of MAMEdev.  Let us all pity da f00lz we are for having to wait on Nicola's elite crew just to get them.

Another Black Eye for rom dumpers, in the name of MAMEdev!

More LMAO SwampyGas News 4 ALL!!
Yay, kthx goal score N stuff once again.
Today everyones favorite buddy SwampGas acted more lmao then ever, for the people!

From the King of the LMAOs to you, here is the first post we all should enjoy =).  If you thought was all, their definetly is more.
This here post shows us how mean Swmapy really is :D

Now read this.

Yes SwampGas is yet again a poor sob story, let us all pity his poor little soul.  Now let us all not click his banners because he acts like a poor man when he sure dosn't add up to being one .

Also read this.

Oh, Swampy is a Tonne O' fun today, and to think he was LMAO of the month earlier this week.

The Tradition Continues with SwampGas

Swampy and his sob story
Poor poor little Swampy, he cannot support his site anymore due to his lack o' funds.  Read this message he posted yesterday.

Now what is the situation really.  Let us take a closer look.

Let us also be aware of one more fact.  ZD is NOT the first place you get the latest news from, they have a good record of being last or third usually when it comes to real news.  So please don't support another site run by someone who claims wrong facts

Also Swampy here hardly if ever cares for others, so why should you care about him and his sob story.  If anything ZD should have died last September as was planned, so don't save SwampGas money when he ain't worthy.

Back at slammin Swampy
If you really really thought he was not appearing this month at all in the news you are wrong.  Today we slam poor little SwampGas because he has this one huge ever annoying ad at the top-left side of his news section.

This is very lmao, a true king of lmao would only dare put such an ad there.  Vintagegaming dosn't even touch such ads, and they do put in some doozies, when they have them - that is one lmao ad Swampy in contrast to other sites.

3/2/2001
Meka-l33t Spoilers
Reliable l33t sources of mine indicate that Sega's "Nights Arcade" will be included in the next MAME release.  You read it here first =P, not from a elite site like JoseQs :D

JoseQ and ME.
Yah, we are back at slammin JoseQ again - this isn't my fault.  Anyway, this time he is a lmao for giving free press to the Michel's baby Magic Engine.  Yes it is true, he must be "in bed" with them.  If he isn't, well he dosn't know how to do business.

3/1/2001
Bedtime Matey news
A few new news pieces for you all today now, so please be patient with me :P

The most major news story of the day has JoseQ begging, yes you read right - he begged.  This is a bit later then could be reported but true.  Just goes to show us who is really a part of Daves cronnies :)

The other piece of new is, if you missed it somehow, that Atila (a known MAMEdev rom-set hoarder) did a sickening non-emulation post for his girlfriend's birthday.  Yes it is sad, but only poor Retrogames visitors suffered :D

And in EMU-LMAO l33ter news, Meka-l33t nailed the Team Japump! rumor on the head, take that Jose :P

Meka-l33t Spoilers
Hi again, everyone remember me from before with the rumor mill?  Well, I got a fresh new sk3n3 spoiler for you all - my fans =)

If you are wondering what the FreezeSMS secret is, well let us just say the word "Net".  Now what can you do with a Net :-P|/\ ¥

As for JoseQ,  plz show some respect to your users - this is a lesson for YOU, not the author.  I have decided to spoil this since I have no real connections and thus am free.  Spoiling news is c00l when you have all the sources :-), people want it and deserve it.

Emulation World truly is evil
Once again the lmaos show their true colors, this time in a network way.  This ad has been spread throughout the network in hope of helping poor little uzplayer's site get it's hits and thus build itself a user base to be able to get more ads, and thus help itself.  And  then Lev can get ad money for it in the near future.

The question now is, who is the lmao?  Is uzplayer the lmao or Lev\SwampGas for allowing such an ad.