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It is quiet sad to see Zoop allow this mis-use of Emulation Camps' space going constantly going to Chris' self-promotion antics :(
 

KillerClown getting personal with his non-MAME news!
Today I saw KiLLerCloWn post this cool piece of news at MAME World.  It is very very sad when KiLLerCloWn posts things like this.

Retrogames' Chris spreading Linux news goodness to the sk3n3!
He made this cool game clone news post.

He then made this cool news post about the Opera browser.

And to finish it off, he made this cool news post about some Unix game.

Chris is truly saving the sk3n3! :P

4/28/2001

See all you guys later...

Please join Chris in his crusade to advertise his webspace! ;-)

Atila enters the "Most vague Emulation News post of the Year award" competition!
Like wow!  This post is awsome like that Possum character on the Sega Genesis :P

Atila is cool!

Retrogames' Chris still saving the sk3n3!
This rocks man, today he gave us all PC game news plus news about the new Linux release. Look.

A grand day indeed :P

If you thought that was all for Chris, I found more :D
I just found him posting this cool news piece.  Like cool, I loved seeing what he owned alot =D

Chris is the coolest emulation news poster ever!

4/27/2001
ME and the elitist contest!
WOW! I didn't even know this thing was elitist until today :P

Just check it out.

A cool new reason for the sk3n3 to hate ME even more!

ME returns to the free news sk3n3!
uncool, that cool WWEmu dude, is freely promoting the latest Mac demo for Magic Engine.

So everyone here rocks - from the Michels to uncool :P

You got to love the sk3n3! ;)

Warpath Atila was wrong!
This is cool, Timmy's free brownie point is no more and Atila ends up getting one instead :P

This is so funny and whacky if it is indeed true.  I wish more of these episodes involving Timmy and Atila were around :D

SwampGas' new sob story!
This is like awsome dudes!  Read this message board post dudes.

Just a neat old idea from the homeboys SwampGas - use da store you are promoting like crazy to pay for this upgrade you want so so bad :D

Retrobase ops continue to self-promote!
It is sad when such cases occur with some site-ops.  Yesterday Chris promoted Retrobase again!

Dear Zoop, plz remove Chris from Emulation Camp.  I appreciate his news and all, but please make him post real news. Or else :P

4/26/2001
Sad little Timmy.
According to cool Atila sources he purposely attacked the Emulation World server through malicious attacks on Zophar's young Message Boards.

It is quiet sad to say the least, especially since he was doing innocent searches @ Zophar's Domain :(

Retrogames' Chris spreading Astetroids clone news!
Today I saw this cool post, very cool to say the least =D

Retrogames continues with the (PD) PC game clone news!

Note: post re-edited since I called it a hack when I meant clone :P

SwampGas letting the dogs out!
It is true, just read this post.

I am alarmed to say the least ;)

SwampGas enticing people to read his hardware news posts through promises of emulation!
Sad sad sad indeed.  Yesterday SwampGas posted this.
I really feel for him, ZD obviously isn't getting hits and he needs news to entice viewers.

This is all quiet sad really :(

ZD in a obvious state of depression =(
 

Opi spreading un-related news to the Sk3n3!
Like cool, dudes!  Opi is the king at posting un-related stuff during a news posts for a real emulation piece :P

Just look.

I personally wish to thank Opi for this particular un-related news item ;)

4/25/2001
Opi spreads more pro-GBA emulation feelings!
I usually miss out on Opi's new age pro-GBA emulation posts, but today that didn't happen :)

This cool pro-VGBA post is just grand dudes!  We must all remember Opi's once upon-a-time chastsing of GBA emulation.  Hey, he still dosn't post DC emulation news, very mysterious :P

Thank you Opi,

4/24/2001
SwampGas does the Taco.
Like WOW dudes.  I can almost practically guarantee SwampGas wins the award this month.  With this funny news post, he is a show in.

SwampGas and Jennifer Lopez sittin in a tree...

SwampGas promoting pay-for-play products!
SwampGas does it again.  This time freely promoting Connectix's VirtualPC.

Swampy must be in bed with Connectix! :P

4/23/2001
SwampGas a Nintendo fanboy?
Well since he has decided to show soo much concern over GameCube, let us conclude that :)

For a more complete look at what was posted visit ZD yourself :P, cause it is cool.

Another major site-op joins the GameCube propoganda machine!

P.S.  The GameCube must be like leet, cause Emulation news site-ops know best ;)

RocLobsta trying to sneak news
More infamous rom hacking news has been posted at MAME World by RocLobsta.

It is sad, Jerky is trying to gain fame by hacking famous Arcade rom-sets, instead of giving out safe patches :(

More IDSA worries continue!

More "Retro" self promotion!
Like cool.  Chris of Emulation Camp made this cool self promoting post earlier today.

Colecovision is cool, especially when you use it for your personal gain :P

Atila cares about Bill Gates
Hey dudes lol n stuff!  Today Atila posted this.  I didn't know Atila cared about Billy that much did you, after-all I thought he was one of those Linux dudes :P

Zoop bestows translation news to the sk3n3!
WOW!  This late news from Friday rocks dudes!  Zoop actually posted translation news instead of releasing a rom, it is so cool!!

I love Zoop, I hope he gives out more translation news dudes! ;)

donut.parodius.com eat your hearts out ;)

4/22/2001
Razoola Hoarding!
Razoola is officially hoarding a CPS2 rom-set according to Opi, sad indeed.

Opi in Retrogames in-fighting!
Opi made a disheartening statement about dhalamer earlier today.  Thanks goes out to FNM for the news.

It is sad :(, dhalamer is after-all an old illegal emulator and rom site-op of the sk3n3.

dhalamer Returns!
Did you know Opi and dhalamer have a rivalry?  Well I didn't but hey that's just me (see above post).  Today he did some cool self-promotion, no thanks to Opi.  Thanks goes out to FNM for the news.

Thank you dhalamer, you cool dude you ;)

4/21/2001

JoseQ's feelings about young L_Face are summed up in this quote:

"And they'll be charging money for it! OUTRAGEOUS." I assume that he feels that emulator authors should work for him for free. L_Face, wake up!

Guess what JoseQ, he is right and you are wrong.

Public opinion is what L_Face feels, unfortunately for Bleem LLC.  JoseQ, we pity you.  The public pities you.  We all pity you JoseQ.

JoseQ, the paying emulators "Jack of all Trades!"

JoseQ, using EMU-LMAO tactics to get his way in the Sk3n3!

EMU-LMAO applauds L_Face =)

Emumania joins the club
Did you know that today was a bad news day for the news peeps?  Well I didn't, but Kaervek of Emumania did.

Emumania is ASCII cool today dudes!

Thanks Kaervek, now that is what I call an exclusive SwampGas :D

Cool ZD happenings with exclusives!
This is like cool man, if I wasn't living the life in Cali maybe I would do some voice dubbing :P

Let's all giving a hardy hand to SwampGas and Gingo13.

SwampGas, for being a l33t site-op again with his cool "exclusive" ;)

Gingo13, for starting a project that just seems funny and using ZD to publicize it.

The Sk3n3 just loves you both so ;P

Opi returns!
Opi is like in the zone nowadays, it is crazy.  Yesterday he gave the sk3n3 this post.

I love you Opi!  I kiss you!

Opi, burning some muscle with his own interests!

Yes!  Bleem scores...
...Not!  One game is all it scores. Yes!  Those that stupidly pre-ordered are pretty much screwed by Bleem LLC.

Thanks go to c0njurer for the news.

Bleem LLC. - Creaters of great American products that are quality assured to rip-off the consumers!

SwampGas still being cheap!
Only another 9 days till the month ends and Swampy is still the favorite to win the monthly award.

Yesterday, Swampy here, made this post.  This is like funny man, give to Swampgas!  He can afford to splurge on things and needs you to give him stuff for free.

Another classic SwampGas moment :p

4/20/2001

I highly recommend people don't use 20m, I was hacked twice their and they had the audacity to kill my site with no explanation whatsoever.

The sk3n3 should obviously assume an anti-EMU-LMAO visitor, like those EmuViews lemmings, obviously told on poor EMU-LMAO and it's l33t 100 plus hits a day.

Anyway, if you do wish to host me for some reason I must point out to you that the site will always increase in size.  For now I will stick to Tripod and hope they don't find the site offensive, despite nothing illegal happening.

Someone solve this puzzle, the sk3n3 must live!

Mis-information is cool @ Emulators Unlimited
FRK made a nearly impossible to be true statement today when he said Spy Hunter was a 1987 classic.

Well, FRK "Spy Hunter 2" was released in 1987, the original arcade game was released in 1983.  So if you meant that you screwed up by confusing us, besides the sequeal isn't a classic.

FRK a cool Spy Hunter fan :P

Update:  FRK changed the 1987 to 1983, gosh did I cause that to happen :D

Emucamp dosn't say the whole story.
Emulation Camp like was cool at one time dudes, now it is just plain funny.  Today Lopantu posted a story which should give you the impression that this site is truly user based.

Guess what, you have to register to post :P

Thank you Lopantu, narrow news like owns! :D

dhalamer saving the sk3n3!
It must be true!!  He made posts involving nerds and some Linux dude.

dhalamer does it again!

4/18/2001
EmuSphere dies with no honour.
Another quiet sad and sorry story has ended.  EmuSphere, one of the least known emulation news sites ever went out slammin eFront, slammin EmuHQ, and treating Retrogames like god.

Well, we can all agree about eFront but I think everyone can disagree with most of the rest of what was said.

Just an idea for Skates, join ZtNet they are a cool monopoly ;)

RocLobsta promoting hacked arcade roms!
This is quiet sad folks.  The whole console hacking scene is now based on patches yet here we have MAME going against the grain and RocLobsta promoting this horrible stuff.

RocLobsta ruining the sk3n3!

Atila a Nintendo fanboy?
Just look at this news post.

It must be true, he is showing so much concern for GameCube!

Dorsola giving back the sk3n3!
Cool!  Did you notice the comparison made by Dorsola with this post to those riots in Cincinatti, Ohio, USA.

Dorsola, because of that comparison the sk3n3 thinks you are funny!

Dorsola, spreading American propoganda to the sk3n3!

JoseQ revisited
Yesterday JoseQ brought back the message part to his news posts. Well, we here at EMU-LMAO have learned a few lessons from are 4.5 meg site and that lesson is that what JoseQ did was a publicity stunt.  It really is quite sad, really.

SwampGas does it again!
Yesterday SwampGas ranted again, this time about JoseQ.  Quiet a sad little post he made, taking shots at the sk3n3's saviour Lev :P and making ZD seem l33t and awsome, even though it is just another second-rate translation site :P

SwampGas, the king of the lmaos!

4/17/2001
More JoseQ bandwagon jumpers found
Young poor Opi has joined the crusade with this post.

Dear Opi, by the way - who is this other "Guy Is Suffering From Burn Out" besides JoseQ?

More news from SwampGas and his unaccountable store!
Did you know that a coupe did occur but he was re-instated, no thanks to you Stick_Fig :|

Anyway Swampy made this post.

I just love seeing these plans for a store that will apparently "give back" to the Sk3n3 if it makes a profit, did I forget to mention that Swampy won't be accountable cause it is impossible :P

Emulators Unlimited making news off of JoseQ's problems!
The first site to become a casualty in the lack-O-news war today :P is Emulators Unlimited with four entries from them today.

The_Fox

FRK

Sixtoe

It is quite sad to see people with such little news having to try and benefit off the mis-fortune of others ;)

The_Fox joining the un-named MP3 thing!
I don't have a clue what this post was really about but heck I know that nameless news deserves to be talked about, so talk about it - please :)

JoseQ's Emuviews now killing freedom of SPEECH!
Everyones favorite cool American dude has just removed the comments on his news posts :(  quiet sad.

Due to this new piece of sk3n3 news, let me be the first to point out that JoseQ has no freely available e-mail address himself - so to get to him you must really be a elite sk3n3 dude yourself, honestly just try finding it within his site.

Also note that JoseQ mentions "other things might close", something tells me the Top Lists will soon vanquish - since it is corrupt itself......shhh that is a leaked rumor :D

JoseQ we love you!But we all just love Anonymizer even more :)

Anonymizer, the Sk3n3s true first line of defence!
EMU-LMAO approved goodness!

4/16/2001
MAME World giving non-MAME News!!
Here at EMU-LMAO we get desperate at times - like today - and desperate measures call for desperate action, so now we will return to MAME World slammin :)

Yesterday, RocLobsta posted this cool non-MAME news.  It was plain wicked to see today.

MAME World a new friend for EMU-LMAO :P

Atila Tunes!
This morning I was out surfing on the shores of Huntington Beach, CA.  Now that I have returned I found this cool post made by Atila, are gnarly friend who almost always wins the monthly award.

Anyway, this tune like ROX or something - I have been told by my cool cats.

ROCK ON ATILA! ROCK ON! ;)

4/15/2001
The Stick guy @ ZD a public wimp?
Hmmmmm....strange things are going down at Zophar's nowadays.  Today I found that Stick_Fig's "getting fired" post was killed off by him, and he wrote this in it's place.

Quiet sad really, not expecting to be lmaoed :( - It is funny though, I'm not even you're friend Stick_Fig and I do know you arn't so innocent yourself :P

Oh well, corruption still rules at ZD.

The Tradition continues with the Stick guy!

4/14/2001

Anyway, I went to ZD's Talk of the Town message board and found this interesting post:

Generously saved since SwampGas deletes things - I mean "The Eraser" deletes things.

So, if you still believe in SwampGas' power you are a hero.

As for SwampGas, ummm you are a true hero to the site-op! :P

P.S.  Swampy, NO site actually has every piece of news.

Part II
SwampGas informed me, on IRC, that a coupe has transpired with Zophar's Domain and he is now out of the picture.

It is sad, really.  He goes too far and acts like he actually owns the place, even though he just took over, despite it being hosted by Lev.

This is sad indeed, SwampGas has now lost a possible third EMU-LMAO of the month Award :(

Time will tell if he was lying!

More Swampy talk
EMU-LMAO contacts told me today about this often missed phenomenon @ "Zophar's Domain"'s.

This is like funny dudes!  SwampGas has stated Climax Media was dead, yet here it is alive and well.

Swampgas still contradicting himself for the sk3n3!

PeterD copying Atila's off-topic promotion tactics!
PeterD, over at EmuHQ yesterday posted this.

Is it just me or did Atila not do the exact same thing a few months back :P

JoseQ's loses the message board!!
In a desperate attempt to kill the "lamers" that supposedly goto Emuviews, and lose part of his visitor base - JoseQ has taken his message board away.

It is quite sad really, no "EV Board" = less visitors :(

JoseQ, no.1 for keeping his visitors! ;-)

Return of the Browser news!
Well, I can't seem to find SwampGas making a fool of himself Atm so instead we will give a nomination to Groat.

EMULATION AND BROWSERS, it is a match made in heaven :D

4/13/2001
Conjurer does a boo-boo
Conjurer, a noble site op, made this weird post today.

Is it just me or does VGN somehow always pulls off these weird nameless posts?

BTW the emulator is SwNES

Update: Young Conjurer fixed it, guess he can't take any lmao fame :P

Emulation World - giving out late news 4 ALL!
WOW!  This is truly lmao man.
Chris from Retrogames posted this.
tkChris of Vintage Gaming posted this.

It is cool to see 3 day old News!!

Hide-n-Seek news @ Retrogames
Have I ever mentioned that Opi is cool, I think I have :P

Anyway, today we saw this neato post.

Opi No.1 in self-promotion! :P

4/12/2001
Opi news we missed!
Yesterday Opi posted a useless news post for a MAME dude who wants to become popular with a stupid program.  Just read it.

The Kids thank you Opi, useless news is always good news :P

Opi, the new star @ Retrogames
Opi did it again today, I blame pikachu!!!

Just read this.

Thank you Opi, PC news is like l33t ;)

MAME secrets revealed
Shhhh...keep this quiet........NOT!

Okay, so does everyone still remember that one RAINE release which has this game removed because Nicola and co. said it had to be removed?  Anyway, the game was Manic Square and the reason it was "removed" is quite simple and evil.

You see, Manic Square is a prototype rom-set of a planned game that never made it :(  If you play this rom-set you will notice no copyright, thus proving the point.

Anyway, to cut this story short - it was removed because the guy who dumped it or something did it accidently and would have been fired from his nice job with his company.

As for Nicola's "VERY IMPORTANT reason", here it is.  Enjoy, and don't give MameDev thanks since they never told the public WHY it was removed.

Emulators Unlimited still alientating AOL\Netscape users
This is just plain sad man :(.  The_Fox must really really hate Netscape and AOL so much that this error still goes on despite everything.

A sad day indeed, I suggest a boycott :P

4/11/2001
Conjurer joins the ranks of un-biased Dayvee hack news!
WOW! Conjurer did it, he is the first big site op to post about Final Burn hacks.  This is big, of course all of Dayvee's pro-Final Burn super friends have not joined in the coolness.

Dayvee still ruining the sk3n3!

Getting it right with P-Strife
P-Strife returns to the news with this post dudes!

Thank you P-Strife! The winner is definetly you.  Now gimme some real news!

P-Strife the Getright lemming!

4/10/2001

It is sad, really it is.  Davey has ruined the sk3n3 again, the only sites that deserve some credit at this point are Kinox and Emulation number 9.  The rest are just sad.

Dayvee, still ruining the sk3n3 despite leaving!!

Opi FYI! Opi FYI!
Yesterday Opi was busy updating with news of his site.

Thank you Opi, you are a true sarcastic hero :P

Dutch not telling the full story!
It is true, it is true - just read.

Thank you Dutch, but plz mention that you got this news from EmuChrist's message board, remember.

4/09/2001

RG and MAME.NET are located on the same server and use the same piece of bandwith, we're both hosted by the 'evil' ZTnet, remember ? I thought I'd clear that up for ya.

Well.  Atila my informative yet sarcastic friend, let me point some things out to you :)

1.  You have A ad on your page dedicated to your site.  If you are dependent upon ZTnet as you claim, you are trying to make money off of the public for yourself - kinda like that Timmy fellow we all seem to hate and take shots at all the time.

2.  You used that link with the purpose of not directing people to MAME.net.  Since when do you forget about giving press for the sites that are why you generate news?  This is about respect Atila.

3.  This is EMU-LMAO.  We give what the people want and that includes writing about lmao e-mail from our wise famous site-ops like yours =)  Thank you Atila, you join the cool crew that now includes The_Fox.

ROCK ON!

Another EMU-LMAO first =)

Unfortunately :( the source does not allow me to post who she\he is because they could lose their job and hack this site in retaliation =(

Billy Jr. Hoarding more GBA roms
The new king of the rom hoarders - Billy Jr. Has updated with evil news, just look at this page of his.

It is a sad day indeed when the GBA sk3n3 is ruined by one man, kinda like Team Japump! :P

Saturday Emucamp news we missed
The sk3n3 should forgive me for my forgetting Emulation Camp news.   Chris was back at it with this item, while a new buddy named rOuGh has now joined the news with this item.

Emucamp for NO.1!!

Opi loves to rail on...
Like, hey hey hey everybody.  Have I ever mentioned how cool Opi is?  Well if not, just look at this post.

Opi is cool man ;), he advertises things...plus he shows how l33t he really is.

Now that is a true American hero :P

Retrogames inspiring even more Emuchrist lmao news!
This is sad man, just sad :(   All because of Atila, Prophet, SwampGas, Opi, etc. decent sites are posting non-Emulation news.

Dear sk3n3 please stop it, we need real news not useless news.

4/08/2001
Atila the new Webcopynewz king!
Cool! man cool!  Read this quote made by him today.

Our wise friend Atila copied me on what I said yesterday about him =)
Oh how I love thee :P

Atila - the lmao hero!

Team Japump! Smartening up?
Interesting news, this side of Opoth's Pants.  Apparently the latest dumps have already been supported by MAME.

Today's magical  question now is whether they are out or still being hoarded by everyones favorite rom hoarding group.

Kinox getting with the program!
Kid's WOW!  Mghandi has shown that he has the guts to slam EMU-LMAO for killing Final Burn.  I must admit, I am proud.

We here at EMU-LMAO are made proud everytime we see sites which have the guts to actually post about valid sk3n3 news which have originated from us.

Dear MGhandi, you are a true American Hero. We raise the American flag to You, and Kinox as a Olive Branch.
We hope that good things will come of this =)

It is my earnest hope - indeed the hope of all mankind - that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past.  A world founded upon faith and understanding, a world  dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance and justice...Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always.  These proceedings are no closed.

Poor Retrogames, having to steal bandwidth like Timmy's front-end does =(

Further EmuChrist shtick! ;P
HeHateMe is just evil :(
Retrogames is further ruining EmuChrist with their inspiration, Retrogames please stop doing what you do :P
HeHateMe has now earned two brownie points already =(

Retrogames ruining the sk3n3!

Tuxy and the browser-chu!
Cool man, Cool!  TuxedoMask posted this yesterday.
Thank you man, it is not like we can get information somewhere else - eh :P

Meka-l33t does it again
WOW!  He like rules or something.  From the rumor mill two months back, Meka-l33t clearly stated that the next version of Ages would have more improved Mega CD emulation, no 32X improvements and the usual MegaDrive fixes.  I guess JoseQ didn't see that coming :)

More OC Masters of The Universe schtick!
Cool, like did you see what David Lloyd posted today just for me to post, just read it =)

Thank you David, you rule.  I love cartoons which are in effect propoganda for personal gain.

You rule man, the world is your oyster :P

Meka-l33t Spoilers
Hot hot news, JoseQ's Emuviews will become a Kalleria server.  You read it here second :D

4/06/2001
Davey lives another day
I thought he quit, now he is posting stuff.  Guess Davey is once again alive and well.

A free, new Final Burn must be coming ;)

Cool happenings at Emulators Unlimited!
This is cool man, cool.  Emulators Unlimited had this error that happend all day.  I do not know about other peeps but I found it awsome.

Special credit goes out to The_Fox for not solving the problem sooner :)

Retrogames inspires Emuchrist
The rivalry heated up today when Cronos decided to copy Retrogames' lead and post off-topic newz.

Dear Retrogames, please stop it.  You have created a rivalry which is wrong and now have made Emuchrist a casualty in Atila's decleration of war.

Lysse should now ph33r =)

Tuxedo-Mask-Athon
Tuxy posted something funny yesterday and something somewhat biased today.

First of all he made this post yesterday.  Tux, ummm...Davey did himself in, that message board troll :( - a big no-no, he was a stupid author.

The second post came in today, read this.  Dear Tuxy, please do not post something like that again.  That post obviously was inspired by your real life, don't try and sell people on something you are not certain of on your own.

Now gimme da CPS3 romz!

Hi everyone, let us all give a hearty hey to Browser Chris!
Today I saw these two cool posts made by Chris, he is cool man.

post 1

post 2

Cool. ;)

Captian Low Rez!!
I mean Captain Dutch :P

Get it. Got it.  Captain Dutch, of Retrogames :D

4/05/2001
SwampGas and his world power!
Cool, this like mega-news!  Just read this post, he is a powerful individual :P

For such things to be done SwampGas, you kinda need a few complaints :D

SwampGas, the all mighty man's man

Prophet sk3n3 News!
Prophet has quit the sk3n3, the fake conpiracy came true - I am stunned to say the least.  Anyway, Prophet never deleted that Zophar post - thus setting a bad example for contradiction, Prophet thus sits at 6 brownie points here =), enjoy Prophet.  You earned them and are the man to beat at the moment.

More SwampGas sob stories
Today I visited Zophar's Domain and gave a free hit to SwampGas' pride.  While I visited I saw a post about more money matters which could lead to corruption - it looked something like this.

Well, thank you SwampGas - I kiss you!
Ummmmm...gimme the supposed extra money you won't keep since you have no real accountability :P

Distressful EMU-LMAO sk3n3 news =(
We here at EMU-LMAO believe in family, so when a family member is threatend we don't flee - instead we fight on =)

You see, today I was informed by Brad that i am being called a "Krool" and "weird" person.  Well, we will not stand for it.  We will get our own little Hulksters to rally against Lysse and anyone else.

"To be or not to be, that is the question" - some dude

Meka-l33t Spoilers
Meka-l33t is here to blatently say, Gens will indeed add net-play :D

TA-DA!   A 100% real rumor, beat that JoseQ

Zophar's Domain was belly-up @ 9:00 pm (pt)
Cool, a few of us witnessed this phenomenon.  It was magical, to say the least - eh SwampGas :P

4/04/2001
Davey quits again, the people blame America!
See, Davey like quit the sk3n3 my gnarly dudes, just read.  Also, please do not blame EmuChrist, I did it - I admit it.  I killed Final Burn, you may now blame me I am the evil doer so please end it!!!!!

Now look at this, they all pretty much blame America for it :(

As an American I am insulted that are coolness has gotten into the emulation sk3n3.  Now poor little Johnny will ask "Why do they hate me, I am just American :(".

I am very disappointed, if you go after the supposed people who killed Final Burn you go after America and you go after me.

We have a place, all of us, in a long story ... The story of a slave-holding society that became a servant of freedom. ... It is the American story; a story of flawed and fallible people, united across the generations by grand and enduring ideals.
George W. Bush inaugural address, January 20, 2001

Prophet conspiracy theories.
Shhhh...what is about to be reveald will shock you.  A conspiracy like none other has been going on for like 2 years, it is all very complicated and stuff.

The end results has Prophet retiring from the sk3n3 btw ;-)

Just look, he is onto us :P

SwampGas the LMAO
Bwahahaha!  SwampGas is funny and stupid again.  Today he brings us this post.

Dude! Like you are trying to make an excuse so that you can make money off of authors' works.  Like that is lmao - that would mean every single emulator author, rom hacker, simulator author would get nothing and you would be using their work for free.  I guess SwampGas lives in a world where he can pirate emulators and face no consequences :(

That is corrupt SwampGas.

Thank you SwampGas, you are more lmao to us all every day.

Zophar spamming
Zophar has finally become a desperate little boy :(
He is now poor and needs people to help him by buying stuff from him, tis sad tis very very sad.

Now onto the real point here, Zophar here in true lmaoness has posted this on a board where it DOES NOT BELONG, at Retrogames.

So here is the real challenge.  Will Prophet have the guts to delete it and show Zophar the way like yesterday with miss Lysee, or will he allow it to go on and be called a hypocrite by all and thus earn another brownie point here and at certain other places =)

The Prophet Challenge is on :D

Atila is a sick man
I must take a moment and give warning here.  You see this news is just dreadful.  I thought Atila was professional and stuff but this link he gave out is plain awful man, it is shamefull.
 

You see Atila dares to actually post news on goggles that can see through clothes.  This is much worse then that incident a few weeks back involving children.  Atila is sick man, he dosn't even mention jack on it with that post.

I know!  Atila must of been thinking c00l, let's post people will love it.

Div news, yet again.
I just love it, I wish I could get free press like Div - you know like this.  Oh well, I will never get any because I havn't sold my soul to ZtNet.  Oh well, I wish I was like Lev :P

Thank you dhalamer,we wish you a merry Christmas!

Another Retrogames op mis-using powers!
Today, i hopped on into Retrogames to gather more dirt for Lysee.  While their I visited and posted some nasty stuff (kidding), and low and behold I read this cool news post from dhalamar.

Thank you mr.dhalamar, you are my hero and a world hero :P

Prophet sucking up again?
Uh oh spaghetti-"O"s! Prophet is sucking up to "the XGaming guys", hmmm dosn't he do this to emulator authors - if memory serves me correct :P

Prophet is getting serious dudes! :P
I love you Prophet =),  thanks Prophet you have inspired me to e-mail you a speacial "Re:If you're serious...".  So you know you are gonna love this lmao site :D

P.S.  I am indeed serious :)

Prophet now advertises for maps
One word man "cool".  Who knew Prophet knew how to advertise maps.

Thanks man, the winner is you!

4/03/2001

Now, that you've read it you should know this post was real.  It is a classic EMU-LMAO of the month worthy post despite it just being one.

Unfortunately, Retrogames has deleted that whole thread like lmaos.  So mister Prophet you get the credit for deleting IT and plz don't use this excuse, since it is a General Emulation topic.

Special thanks goes to Lysee, for showing me the way ;)

Zeon3D as part of the ZD-News-4-all! realm posted this.

I thank you 3D, you rule - remember you do have that message board.

SwampGas promoting cheaply!
I love it dudes.  Read this.

Thank you Swampy, I love it how you sneaked the promo in ;)

Atila giving free shots!
The winner is you!  Yes, Atila has given everyone the opportunity to view him now.

The great joy this will give us all :{|

Tuxedo Mask for best quote of the year :P
Man, I love Tuxes quotes.  They like rule ME.
Thanks RetroBase, you inspire c00l news :D

Master Roni and the lmao Drunkard Hu
Roni ownz man, I wish I was like him with his idea.

Fixo & Lev copy the Bleem! e-mail idea!!
Thanks N stuff Lev (aka Zach) and fixo.  You two are original,  I love reading your article about things that were posted previously.

You two own, i kiss you :P

RetroBase needs j00 :P
WOW! Holy moly jumpin jacks n stuff.  Thank you  Frogacuda for this post, I love your promo-propo-ganda :D

Bleem! the LMAO
It is true, thanks Fixo :D

4/02/2001
JoseQ to go registration way!
C00l.  JoseQ is going to make his board and news message area pro-registration.  Let us all thank him, this compiled with his restrictive rom additions will surely drive even more people away, heck I update moe then him in a week then he takes in three =)

Link: JoseQ and the boards

P.S. I think me, EMU-LMAO, may have contributed to this demise by telling the truth ;)

Timmy owned Retrogames lemmings
Those Retrogames lemmings with their anti-Timmy campaign made some hilarious post Fool's Day lmaos of themselves.

I especially liked seeing R.Belmont fall for it =)

More c00l PC Schtic fun!
I missed it, it is all my fault ;P
Tuxedo Mask has joined in on all the recent PC schtick sk3n3 fun.

More mistakes on the Vintage Gaming Network ;)
Cool, Tuxedo Mask knows the sk3n3 after all :P

Thank you Tux, free ME advertising and propoganda for all =) - I mean the 5% of the whole sk3n3 that actually bought it ;)

Zophar's Domain continues with the "let's not link to the emulator's site" treatment
LOL N STUFF! SwampGas you finally get some real lmao acti0n this month =)

Let us give SwampGas' site an example of how to link to a different site, k

You simply put a little html language you lmaos, like this:

<a href="http://emu-lmao.20m.com>EMU-LMAO</a>

It is that easy man.  Learn it and we will all be l33t, or at least ZD finally will be :p

Lesson Over, the winner is you! the loser the authors!
Secret PS, this segment will run monthly until ZD learns :)

CatRate is c00l!
Yes, now you can find out what ex-MAMEd hoarded rom-sets to download.

This is so freaky cool man, biased ratings included!

Thanks for the whacky news Prophet, we love j00 =)

More PC Schtick @ Retrogames
dhalamar has saved us all dudes :D

Thank you dhalamar, you rule with this type of news :P

The Fools day wrap up.
Well a lot of lmaos appeared yesterday, so I will re-cap everything I could find.

Lev and SwampGas both made one stupid ploy yesterday where ZD will die, who wouldn't think that these two posts were obvious jokes.

In Ages news, The Quinntesson made this joke.   Oh how I respect an author who practically knocks the NES\Famicom emulation peeps :(

Chris, of Retrogames, finally posted news yesterday - unfortunately it was all Linux news.  Double honor 4 j00.

In, un-Fool's day news. BioHazard advertised his site like a lmao.

That is all, have a nice post Fool's day :P

4/01/2001

P.S. Last month's news was over twice the size of the first month :D

Retrogames - your home for stupid FOOLS!
Chris got the emulation sk3n3's first lmao post of the day going with this stupid post.....ummm April FOOLS!!!

:P